Bugs

My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street in front of an oncoming car.

I can resist anything except temptation.

I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it.

I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.

I know Victoria's secret.

I find acting like a grown up totally exhausting.

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the ABCs in my head to remember which letter comes next.

'21 Tênêrê 700, '20 WR250R, '18 FJR1300
The fact that there's a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven should tell you something about anticipated traffic.